you only call when it's last call

When you really know somebody, you get to know the different characters within their personality. The sensitive sammy, the wild willy, the studious senor snead, the fun frank, the classy clarence, the insensitive icabod, the sexy sallie, the lovable larry david, the abusive alan, and of course, the drunken dickhead. All of these characters have different voices and behaviors. Drunken Dickhead likes to call me a lot when it's really late after lovable larry david has already gone to bed and studious senor snead is in the study with a fine cigar. When I'm curled up in bed with kitty and whale, exhausted from the day, I get calls from D.D. The thing about D.D. is that no matter how much he denies his identity, I know it's him. There is a tight, snappy sound to the speech, and a little dry mouth thrown in there like the lips don't close completely between words. between hurtful words. GO AWAY D.D.!!!!! I wanna chill with fun frank!